Friday, October 25, 2013

OzTREKK Funny Friday

Teacher: Billy, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy it?
Billy: No, Mrs. White. It’s the same dog!

Teacher: Billy, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Billy: You said we had to do it without tables!



Teacher: Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Billy: Because there were so many knights.

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention, Billy.
Billy: I’m paying as little as I can, Teacher.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
Billy: Not very much.

Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam.
Billy: I sure hope you didn’t, either!

Teacher: Billy, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Billy: Fsh.

Teacher: Where’s your text book?
Billy: At home.
Teacher: What’s it doing there?
Billy: Having a better day than I am.

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Oh, Billy.

Are you interested in becoming a teacher? The following OzTREKK Australian universities offer teacher education programs:
  • James Cook University Teachers College
  • Macquarie University Teachers College
  • Monash  University Teachers College
  • University of Melbourne Teachers College
  • University of Newcastle Teachers College
  • University of Queensland Teachers College
  • University of Sydney Teachers College


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